I love kids. Look at them!
The Joy Of Scowling, maybe? The Art Of Scowling. The Joy Of Scowling. I'm not sure.
ETA : Whatever I call it, the front page will probably feature my face on first seeing this.
Anybody feel like making me a version of it that replaces everyone's names with 'gin', 'beer', 'brandy', 'pie' and 'kicks'?