I AM: sober. It's early morning and, frighteningly, Blaise and I have got to work together today. I'll get very drunk this afternoon.
I WANT: a set of genie robes to go with my turban.
I WISH: I'd known the phrase "You know what? Fuck you." at the age of eleven. Seriously, doesn't it strike you as really convenient for Dumbledore that I happened to have been raised in a family situation which made me cowed and accustomed to following orders even when I didn't like it? Yeah.
I HATE: bees. Among other things.
I MISS: getting up in the morning to go do two hours' training with Charlie. Among other things.
I FEAR: waking up to find out the rum's gone.
I HEAR: Draco boiling the kettle.
I WONDER: why, if they love me enough to make me into a cake, they'd then make that cake look like this. (Why you can get Nimbus 2000 earrings. Who wants these. I wonder a lot of things.)
I REGRET: waking up this morning.
I AM NOT: convinced by your argument, sir.
I DANCE: so badly. Fuck, you would not believe.
I SING: worse! But far more often.
I CRY: at films but not much else.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: drunk. Living proof right now!
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: but you can always stop me by hitting them with a rolled-up newspaper or something, just so you know.
I WRITE: as little as possible. You guys mostly haven't lived through times when it was a very bad idea to keep a permanent record of anything but believe me, you never really get out of the habit of paranoia.
I CONFUSE: everybody, apparently. I don't know what people are expecting Harry Potter to be like but it isn't ever me.
I NEED: ...I dunno. What do you think I need?
I SHOULD: get us up and out back into central London pretty soon.
I START: fights in bars. Maybe that's why I'm in this head, because Mal Reynolds is.
I FINISH: ...fights in bars?
I LOVE: unnerving Emily by making up completely spurious fantasies of hot wizard sex and telling her them when she's trying to do something complicated like walk down the road.
I REMEMBER: less than everyone else up here. I'm pretty much fine with that most of the time.